It’s still masturbation if your clone gives you a hand job. It’s also a lot like being a member of Congress.

“What has four wooden legs and hangs out in a bar? If you answered a barstool, y…”

“We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly…”

“If I could, I’d eat love for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And for in-between s…”

“In this moment I’m reminded of Thor tutoring me math in the second grade. Thor …”