It’s supposed to be raining Thank Yous on Thursday, after an ingratitude draught. Also, you’d better enjoy my love while it’s fresh, before it goes rotten and I have to sell it to McDonald’s as chicken filler.

“My dreams have wings. But not soaring eagle wings, more like the wings of a but…”

“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it fo…”

“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunc…”

“A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed…”