It’s the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin’ sausages.

“Schools don't really allow failure and yet it's part of any endeavour, not just…”

“I cried, a bit, as a spoke to Belinda on my mobile phone, in a quiet corner, pe…”

“We parked our bikes on verges so they could graze.”

“If you were going to be best friends with anyone - Kevin - you had to hate a lo…”