It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken. That would let me know that now is always the best time to love.

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves st…”

“Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry som…”

“The Nile crashed in the Amazon while being piloted by Miss Ississippi.”

“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above …”