It’s tough to lose one parent, but to lose two—in a murder/suicide no less! But it’s OK, soon after the incident I found out I was abandoned as a baby, so they weren’t my real parents anyway.

“I carry all of my childhood memories in my mind. But maybe that’s not the best …”

“Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider …”

“The girl I am in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry, or go to Jax …”

“Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal …”