I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility and blame.

“This isn’t my first Merry-go-round, Cowboy.”

“I didn’t shave my mustache off. Instead what I did was taped Elton John’s assho…”

“I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company, and a competitor…”

“An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of…”