I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosperity, and perspiration.

“A blanket could be used to represent a thing. Now this thing is curious, becaus…”

“As a point of fact, the best apologies don’t come at the point of a sword, they…”

“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same t…”

“A brick could be used to paint a mural of your favorite politician. It doesn’t …”