I’ve been to 8 Mile. I condensed a half marathon into it.

“I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot…”

“If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time trav…”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”