I’ve been to the Big House. Not prison, but the Biltmore Estate.

“The best thing to do with a seven-year-old is wait until they’re eight to tell …”

“If I had a half, I’d split it in half and share it with you. That’s love. Then …”

“I want to write a chicken story, starting from scratch, and my handwriting is c…”

“Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.”