I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.

“I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than box…”

“I’d paint with a beard if I could grow out of my abstract expressionist phase.”

“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly…”

“I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advic…”