I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been said that newspaper articles are written at a fifth grade reading level. If so, I can’t figure out why journalists would write something that the average high school senior can’t even read.

“The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play …”

“The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to l…”

“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itc…”

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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