I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.

“As a way for both of us to make money, I’ll hold you hostage, while at the same…”

“I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love …”

“Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the ba…”

“I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.”