I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.

“I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure …”

“My headboard has bars, like a jail cell. Sometimes I’ll be asleep and think I’m…”

“I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous…”

“Sometimes I get advice from the fictional characters in my dreams. Sometimes It…”