I’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.

“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanill…”

“If I only ate popsicles, I wonder if I’d rather freeze or starve to death. Free…”

“The old me is younger than the new me, the me now.”

“I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safe…”