I’ve got lots of pictures of the four years I spent in collage.

“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”

“Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but whe…”

“I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.”

“If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known …”