I've got this." Apollo stepped forward. His fiery armor was so bright it was hard to look at, and his matching Ray-Bans and perfect smile made him look like a male model for battle gear. "God of medicine, at your service.

“You know that in Latin, 'Festus' means 'happy'?You want us to ride off to save …”

“Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!" Leo Valdez- The…”

“What colors are the eyes of Anubis?""Brown...Duh.”

“Red cattle," Annabeth said. "The cattle of the sun.""What?" I [Percy] asked."Th…”