I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?

“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my fr…”

“His eyes were so blue, and his teeth so yellow, that the overall impression was…”

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a…”

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people wer…”