I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.


“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body qu…”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

“You could say I lost my cool when I got heckled, but I wasn’t cool to begin wit…”

“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it’ll ruin your l…”