I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-day evening.

“A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, …”

“If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be more of a gatherer.”

“It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think…”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”