I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up. I’ve never been to Paris.

“Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.
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“Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only n…”

“I don’t know how to make a U Turn. It’s so curvy and it’s already completely tu…”

“I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.”