I've never sexually molested a gastropod.

“As individuals, we are all just a life in a day of Wednesday.”

“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hob…”

“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well …”

“I guess that's where faith comes in, the faith of a child to believe in Santa, …”