I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d wear camouflage colored boxing gloves so my opponent would never see my punches coming.

“I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

“Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of …”

“This is my logo for Colton”