I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.

“The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying…”

“I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.”

“The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let t…”

“The first thing she told me after I hit on her was that she had a boyfriend of …”