I’ve wrestled an alligator before. It wasn’t alive, but I still pinned it down. I was trying to impress a woman, and I bet I did, because she went home with another man—but she was smiling, probably wishing he were me.

“Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I…”

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to c…”

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting …”