Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. " You truly are one frightening little monster.

“So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.”

“When you can live forever what do you live for?”

“One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad. A…”

“And then the third wife did something that the Cold Woman did not expect. She f…”