Jeez, that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me," I replied sarcastically. "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend."
"You shouldn't say bad words."
"I didn't just say a bad word." His serious demeanor was confusing me.
"Yes you did. You said the G-word," he whispered. "Girlfriend." His fake shudder was over the top.
"You're horrible, do you know that? A complete player."
"I know, but if I did want to enter the form of slavery called being in a relationship, it'd be with someone as hot as you."
I glared up at him. "Wow, that was the second most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. You're on a roll, Caleb.
Author: April Brookshire