Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to shake your hand.

“With my big 80s hair, my cut off jean shorts, and my roller skates, I’m going t…”

“I can’t get car parts at Lowes, the home improvement store? If I lived in my ca…”

“The name’s Jamello. That’s my last name—and my first name. And yes, I am a herm…”

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous o…”