Kaitlyn never wore open-toed shoes on account of how she hated her feet because she felt her second toes were too long, as if the second toe was a window into the soul or something.

“And even though it was ridiculously childish, in the end I had to call myself a…”

“The easiest way to solve a mystery is to decide that there is no mystery to sol…”

“Ergo: girls should always make the first move, because (a) they are, on the who…”

“I'm a grenade, I just want to stay away from people and read books, and think...”