Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.

“I’ll show you my nipples if you show me yours. It’s a good deal, because I’m of…”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little…”

“Sitting down never feels so great as after standing for eight hours on someone’…”

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”