Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.

“Cap’n is the cuddliest cat this side of the rabbit hole. He’s like a furry lump…”

“The love doctor, Orafoura, says there are two things that a guy can do to promo…”

“You won’t ever catch me wearing an oven mitt, because what’s wrong with a regul…”

“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition i…”