Last night my girl and I were knocking boots, but it won’t happen tonight, because earlier today I went out and bought a doorbell.

“I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as wel…”

“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with …”

“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a …”

“If I ask you, “What about love?”, there is no wrong answer. Unless you answered…”