Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.

“You can’t write with dry ink. Likewise, using another author’s dried words to m…”

“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.”

“With cars I like newer models, but with people I like older models. Why aren’t …”

“I collect things that collect dust. Like dust jackets. Despite no fingerprints …”