Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”

“The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot cof…”

“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can…”

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you…”