Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.

“She told me she’d never forget me as long as she lived, and I got offended, bec…”

“Insects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.”

“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dra…”

“Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the mo…”