Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precisely why I wear slippers.

“There are only two ways to love—in spite of yourself, and in spite of the restr…”

“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A mirac…”

“When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.”

“I just received the message she left earlier today. She left the message yester…”