Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.


“You don’t need my approval to disagree. But I’m sure you agree—and I’m sure you…”

“Meet the Robinsoons—but meet them later.”

“It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’…”

“I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advic…”