Let there be nothing harmonious about our children's playthings, lest they grow up expecting peace and order, and be eaten alive.

“Oh, Mankind, rejoice in the apathy of our Creator, for it makes us free and tru…”

“I have never seen a more sublime demonstration of the totalitarian mind, a mind…”

“Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel.…”

“Unexpected travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God”