Life didn’t hand me lemons. Or limes. But staying with the citrus motif, it did hand me oranges. How do you like them apples?

“I always keep a spare set of keys in a spare set of pants that are folded up an…”

“A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored …”

“I am the lingering blinker clicking rhythmically long after the dotted line has…”

“I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mar…”