Life: Don’t count the minutes, count your blessings.

“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”

“I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I…”

“My facial expression must have looked like a swarm of bees as I drank the hot b…”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”