Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone. Author: Doug Stanhope Copy Quote More from Doug Stanhope “f you're gonna have a pro-drug argument, start the argument where it starts: I …” “Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked…” “If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit” “Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.”