Life is struggle. Poor people struggle to get money, and rich people struggle to keep their money.

“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with …”

“Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”

“I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure …”