Life isn’t so bad. I’m not fat (unless you’re Gandhi), I’m not short (unless you’re Goliath), and I’m not ugly (unless you’re James Dean).

“Life is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedi…”

“I’d like to build a boat out of those little wooden planks that Starbucks provi…”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”

“This isn’t my first Merry-go-round, Cowboy.”