Life was a cake that looked good on the bakery shelf but turned to sawdust and salt when I ate it.

“Can I ask you a question? Ya just did. Can I ask you 2 questions then?Ya just d…”

“Flustered, she replied, "You're not my - my - grandmother, or something.""You'd…”

“The archangel Michael came down from on high and I asked him,'Lo, how can I get…”

“Grace (talking about Sam): At the sight of him, my stomach slid down to my feet…”