Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges

“Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can't make chicken salad out of …”

“Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) ”

“The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a…”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you'…”