Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

“With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives…”

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

“I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always t…”

“My answer is nope, so don’t even hope.”