Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.

“My wife died of someone trying to help her. He helped her find her way off a br…”

“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a gre…”

“If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell …”