Like a spy, I planted a bug. Like a farmer, I watched it grow into a politician that more than half the people chose not to step on.

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”

“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”

“You’re under no obligation to accept my oppression, but it is strongly recommen…”

“That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left si…”