Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply I love you!

“I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the on…”

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfort…”

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

“If I spent as much time as I did money, I’d be dead tomorrow.”