Listen, Patch, I don’t want to be rude, but—”

“Sure you do.”

“Well, you started it!”

Lovely. Very mature.

“His finger flicked open a button on my cardigan-then two, three, four. It tumbl…”

“Do I look like a summer fling?”

“Sure thing, Gumdrop.”

“You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five y…”