Loneliness is the unloneliest feeling in the world, as everyone has experienced it.

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“Flatulence is the international language. Speak it with your anus. Hear it thro…”

“When I can’t write I read. When I can’t read I sleep. And when I can’t sleep I …”

“Not only did I not win the sweepstakes, but I didn’t even bother to enter. I fe…”